Two users trying to chat with each other via commit messages.
1: “Youtube bro” 2: “Ohoo thanks”
“fix ci” “Again” “Maybe?”
Every time I work on CIs I just lose it after 1 or 2 commits and squash merge later on. Also when integrating projects together (eg I’m working on a language and made a POC for a new parser in a separate project) I’m just like “hajzjgkzlabai yes”
I know I’m having a bad day when my commit messages have question marks in them.
You can tell when I’ve started to lose hope when my commits start becoming “Probably won’t fix CI”
git commit -m 'oops'Worst commit that i pushed receantly was
git commit -m "._."for my personal js practice repo. I needed it because all of the content is “CRLF” but I’m using “LF” on my machine.Empty commit message. Yes it’s possible. Yes it’s as bad as the cli tries to prevent it
One senior guy managed to merge with the commit template, as is, with
**Insert brief summary here**and**description goes here**I just pushed “idefk”, cause frankly, no idea what was in it, but it touched half the repo
Small FixesAdded 1800 new lines…
Hey, no one ever asked for the quantity of small fixes :3
For personal stuff especially when I use git just to sync between laptop and computer most of my commits are the things that don’t work and I use for new stuff ~for changes and X for broken stuff.
So a commit can be " + new feature ~logging to accommodate new feature X Edge case crashes the new feature."
189cbcarefactor425b7deincreased bullshitry levels33bc72dworks on my machinef5fe8edwho the fuck cares112e7ffprobably did more shitc02191cupdater cool factorIt was one with a message that someone copied from a commit I had made a full year before. It broke the build right before a release and the commit message bore no relation to the changes, of course.
Because they had copied my message, it had my initials in. I had visits from irate managers in other buildings who ranted at me for a good 5 minutes without letting me get a word in to tell them that 1) it wasn’t me, and 2) undoing a subversion commit was a one-line command and not a good reason for the stupid amount of drama (there were no database or other irrevocable changes).
The last manager to speak to me told me it was still my fault as it was a bad message in the first place. The message read “Fixing typo in the audit log”.
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“A dumbass committed her email address hardcoded as a recipient for all mails, again.”
– Me, the dumbass
I use a single dot when committing to a feature branch. I will either
rebaseormerge --squashanyway, so what’s the point really.e: in my private projects that is, I use a jira ticket number at work, because I have to.
