What do you think a Filipino Corporation would do with two cows?

  • DaCrazyJamez@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You tell everyone you have two cows and they are doing well. You actually have none. Everyone votes for you anyways.

  • Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
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    1 year ago

    Damn, this one’s old. I read it literally 20 years ago. Though I don’t remember the Greek and Iraqi ones, maybe those are new.

  • s08nlql9@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    You have 2 cows.

    Your neighbor sees the growth of your cows, copies your strategy and makes sure that you’re not the only successful cow owner.

  • Jon-H558@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    thats a throwback, my grandads milking parlour had a version of that as a poster on the wall back in early 90s.