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I am the man who poops alone
And when I’m sitting on my throne
At night or in the morning sun. When the ply begins to fade
I sometimes fell a little strange
A little anxious when it’s gone.

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Out of TP
Out of TP
I have a constant fear the end of roll is near
Out of TP
Out of TP
I have a phobia that TP won’t be there

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Poop and crap was spawned to be released