Naaaahhhh, I lock eyes with the next dude and say one of two things:

• It’s all urine!

Or

• Good luck. We’re past air freshener. That’s gonna need an old priest and a young priest

You know the stall is ruined if the dude walks right past the sink and out the door.

I have peed

You will pee

We must not acknowledge one another

A jungle rule as old as humanity

Top notch. Well done. I appreciate the reflection and attention to public restroom details.