My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
My wife is on my left, it’s going to be interesting
I only have a table to my left… Well this is gonna hurt.
My couch is the only object on my left
It’s great seeing you are using Lemmy, Mr Vance.
Put The Cat down shane dawson
I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo
The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all
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We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
Humans fucking cars
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
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Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶
Toilet paper? All according to plan
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I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
Well, safety first
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Aw man, indeed!
I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though
I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don’t do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
looks at radiator dubiously
A wall?!
My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.
Don’t look up “anal vore”
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Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man
Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.
It’s a car. RIP
OK, there’s actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
