The prince just wanted an excuse to touch every woman in the kingdom’s feet.
Fuck that dude on the right.
Jim Breuer. MAGA trash
Oh no. Not Jim.
I’d totally fuck that dude on the left
My right, your right or their right?
Actually, you’re right. My right, right?
Fuck it, no time. Fucking them all
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And the guy in the middle
Good point
Because it’s made out of fucking glass.
Because the prince covered the steps in pitch/tar.
Did you guys not have the stories read to you as a child? Do you only know the disney films?
No/yes
Slipper does exactly what it says on the tin.
Because it’s not a basketball shoe?
MFW my ankles break and I get dunked on by Cinderella as she flies through the air in a full-on baroque ball gown, hemline of her hitched-up dress in one hand, basketball palmed in the other, on her way to shatter the backboard, and with it, my reputation and esteem.
A perfect fit for can also be a lose fit.
So lose fitting she loosed it!
Clothing and shoes sucked until ~2010
