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A 4chan post by Anonymous with a picture of a young girl with pointed ears cradling a large sword in its sheath
>Group is having a party for cleaning a goblin cave that’s been annoying the village
>Saved the lord’s daughter
>BBEG shows up
>Says he has come to claim his virgin wife so that he may perform a ritual to summon a demon
>Obviously refuse to hand girl over
>Fight breaks out
>Bard grabs the girl and runs away
>Seduces the girl whilst the rest of the group try to fight the BBEG and are failing
>Has sex with the girl
>No longer a virgin
>DM is furious
>Angry that we completely destroyed this plot
Does the DM have the right to be angry that we poked a hole in the plot to beat the BBEG
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