If you go there and spin in a circle the times while chanting “Dort Owl” you will hear an ethereal voice call you a lib

birbs arenut real

Supposedly they are not what they seem or somethin’

Everyone complains about the epidemic of loneliness but gets angry when some people actually DO something about it by having an owl watch over their “hootenanny”

Weird coincidence. We just watched Late Night with The Devil.

That’s the Hexbear Shrine to DortOwl, mashallah

There are etymological links between the word for “screech owl” and the word for “vampire” and “witch”