Billionaire: But you are wrong. I want them both. Massive profits AND human suffering.

Because there is a chance that Mertz actually considered doing something, but something went wrong (Trump, probably).

Scholtz said no right from the start.

Should I post this very joke but about human girlfriend? Are you afraid of blood? A face with removed skin might be an unpleasant sight…

From a Ukrainian point of view he’s better than Scholtz.

nobody asked for

Well, that’s not true.

Yeah, I remember Cannon Fodder. It was rather difficult as I remember. Nice game… Do we have a remake?

Yes, that is why stating the units of measurement is so important. 3 pcs of 19 y.o girls is good, while 19 pcs of 3 y.o. is a disaster.

Commandos was super cool. But I suppose it is too difficult by modern standards. Not a RPG though…

… and beyond!

Yes, of course, but that would be ineffective and you will die in pain eventually.

Do whatever the doctor prescribed and the pain will go away.

3 girlfriends, each one is 19.

And where is the puzzle?

Might know the face, yes. But the name doesn’t ring a bell.

How cowfefe you!

Poor guys: so many problems to please so few people. The very concept of using real actors’ faces in the games is baffling to me. From my standpoint, games have a unique chance to get rid of actors and all collateral problems. But no, companies are still wasting money to have a famous face on the poster.

Fun fact: I never ever even heard the name Toshiro Mifune.

Somehow it is strange that people who talk about morals are too often crazy imbeciles. Noooo, you cannot have sex with 2000 men and talk about it on our data sharing platform. 1700 is ok, but 2000 is no-no! It is so so bad. Oh.

Pathetic degenerates.

The Adventure genre is excellent for that. Try something from Lukas Arts. Monkey Island, for example. Classics and plenty of not-overly-fluffy text.