Ok, well I’ll eat the half with olives, and you can have the half without.

And if you don’t want your half, I’ll just add olives to it, and eat that tomorrow morning.

There was a guy on reddit a few years ago when that geocaching google maps game came out.

He could find any spot, based on a closeup of some random field, or a tree, or a closeup of a fence.

It was scary how accurate, and how fast he was. I’m still convinced he has some advanced computer program that can locate your location instantly.

No no no, you’re thinking of bleach. Thats the one you gotta drink straight, no mixers, just for the taste! Now bring this glass of bleach to Kash.

Edit: Also, I’m unclear if your name is Spicy Tuna, or Spicy Luna.

I asked Lars Ulrich to define good and bad. He said…

FIRE GOOD!!! NAPSTER BAD!!! OOOOH FIRE HOT!!! FIRE BAD!!! FIIIRRREEE BAAAAAAAD!!!

As someone who takes public transportation to work, SOME people SHOULD be forced to walk through the car wash.

…just the foot for now.

Wait…with or without consent?

Yes, yes, a thousand times YES!

I’ll take a stab at answering all three of these questions with one answer.

The reason it’s being reported like this, is because the same CEOs that own the media reporting it this way, are the same shithead CEOs that miss going to their favorite little island.

Lee Harvey Oswald was killed so he couldn’t talk about what he knew, and so was Epstein.

In both cases, too many people stood to be exposed for what they had done. Just in very different ways.

Had Epstein been able to talk, 99% of billionaires and elite would be exposed.

One time Dominoes had a deal that gave you unlimited toppings. And I saw an oppertunity. So I called an ordered an X-Large. With everything on it.

And then…I said “And since it’s unlimited toppings, press that “extra” button in front of each topping about 3 times”

They did it. Probably because Dominoes is staffed by potheads who I assure you do not give a fuck.

What I got was this MASSIVE pile of toppings. I mean, I’ve never seen a pizza look like this before.

Imagine the pile of toppings being like 2 inches thick on TOP of the pizza. It was so thick that the standard way they cooked it, didn’t work. The dough was kind of soggy/undercooked, and the top layer of topping was slightly burnt. Not much, but definately crispy.

I say all this because never in my life had I ever thought there was a such thing as too many toppings. Turns out there is. I don’t know where exactly that line gets crossed, but I not only crossed it, I kept going until that line was a dot in my rearview.

I picked up one slice, and it all smooshed apart. The structural integrity of the slice tipped open from the middle. Almost all the toppings fell to my plate instantly.

We put the pizza in the oven for another 10 minutes. And even though it was fully cooked afterwards, it still never was able to hold the toppings without ripping.

And the taste? Well…I’m sure the ninja turtles would like it. The cartoon version. I don’t know who they ordered from, but they always had gross toppings like “pickle and tunafish” or “anchovies and sour krout”.

Basically, I’m saying it wasn’t good. So while I will agree with you that toppings for the sake of toppings is bad, I will also hold firm that black olives absolutely belong on pizza.

A good pizza is pepperoni, sausage, bacon, black olive. Sometimes ham.

Well, it has been a loong hard day

week

year

decade

life.

It’s been a long hard life. Just think. He’s only 32. He wasn’t even born for 9/11.

Or maybe he was. I’m unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.

Honestly it’s all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily “What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?”

And the answer is always “Yes.”

They didn’t have that scenario in Oregon Trail.

It was always dysentry.

What if he only read the title, but not the article? I haven’t read the article.

When I started reading Darthcapi’s response, I thought “NO VICTIMS??? WHAT ABOUT THE DEER???” And by the end of his comment, I found out the deer is dead.

And now…I guess I agree with Darthcapi. It’s one of those situations where I say I’m fine with whatever a persons kinks are, as long as no one non-consenting is involved.

And…technically I guess this fits that description. But man…

My ability to be accepting of everyone is REALLY being pushed to the limit here.

Only the cool half likes olives. If thats you, great! You’re the cool half.

If thats not you…whaddya got against olives??? They’re delicious.

I generally want to make billionaires pay, just as a general rule.

But I don’t see this one specific instance being their fault.

We used to burn women alive if they knew how to do math. Since that time, things have gotten a little bit better. But not much.

People are assholes. All around you are assholes. These assholes go online and continue to be assholes.

Solution, stop going to those places and live in the real world.

Agreed with you until this point. You realize the people online are the same people from real life, right?

the politicians debating online abuse mean well

Hard disagree.

<14 knowing him.

Why do they all seem offended by the concept of a camera?

Honestly, every time I hear about Utah, it’s some dumbass bullshit.

This is the same state that banned masks during covid.