Essentially the prison saying they don’t want to deal with the body at this point.

What about Potato Salad?

Jamming out, you hit a bump. The CD player perched on your passenger seat just skips horribly and can’t read it anymore. 🤌

If only my grandfather wasn’t so foolish to buy a leather case the same color as his leather seats. He may have known joy one last time and not died a broken man.

That’s why I decided to have the entire vehicle reupholstered.

I hope someday to share this photo with my grandchildren so they can maintain the legacy.

"A decades long search. After leaving the latest dig site where we hoped to find the device. I glanced over to my passenger seat. To my surprise, there it was, for nearly 100 years there it always was.

My grandfather wasted a lifetime of savings exploring the far expanse of this continent in search of this iPad. He died not knowing what became of his beloved, a whisper of defeat on his final breath “Find my device… find my… urgh… never found! Oh God it’s just darkness… I’ll never kno… no noooo…” he said as his face twisted into fear and heart finally gave out. I was only a small boy then, now the years and those words weighed heavily on me.

Stripped of joy, only sadness flooded into me. With disbelief I reached over as I wept, utterly broken."

At the center you will find a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast.

The hobbits loved pipe-weed, and they were experts in its cultivation and use. They had many different strains and blends, each with its own unique flavor and effect. They smoked it in bench holes, and they often added a pinch of herbs or spices to enhance the taste.

“Take away all my rights, oh yah, restrict me orange daddy! Restrict my human rights!”

• Your neighbor

I got placed into the Road Kill Collection house.

Get to to throw the snakes, badgers, ravens, and “possibly a griffon or could have been a house cat smashed into a hawk” into the back of our muggle truck.

US: We renamed it, isn’t this great!

Cherokee people: Yeah, so when do we get the land back?

US: 😂

That’s just a picture of the current residents of Chernobyl.

Probably better than going back into Adam’s balls.

Yeah was gonna say the same thing. Dude’s weirdness didn’t stop at Ren and Stumpy.

Also I’ll add, I don’t “think” any of the Wiggles got into shady shit. So that’s a lot of wholesome folks, still being wholesome.

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All chemists from 1925 are dead.

This is so stupid, it just might work.

Sounds like a great name for a Metal band.

Run you fools!

I heard an ancient order extracted the copper from the Grand Canyon in 1645, but there was nowhere to store that much. So they buried it in what we call “copper mines” all over the world. Using forgotten old world technology. Really these are just ancient caches to keep the copper market under control. The order would unearth new caches every few years. All this was discovered by our founding fathers and the locations were recorded in the declaration of independence by Benjamin Franklin. The secret was well kept for years and only shared only within the elite order of Free Masons, called the The Coppers. Just to distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.