Neelix, he reminds me of my uncle

Walmart and Sam’s near me have started rationing theit rotisserie chickens, they only make a certain number per day and when they are gone they don’t make any more.

Yeah sure, whatever, nerd.

Vivaldi is still Chrome under the hood

Lol I’ve never been a big discord user, but this will definitely stop me from ever using it.

Peter Thiel is the second beast described in the book of revelation

Propaganda “News” source

Instant engine knock

There’s no such thing as American food

Then explain this

They will still vote Republican I guarantee it

That’s why Diogenes is my favorite philosopher.

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Okay, well who died and left Plato in charge??

/s because it was Socrates

I hope it hurts when he dies

As always, the number one thing you can do for your health is to avoid all fun. Remember, if it feels good or makes you look cool then it’s bad for you.

AI is the ultimate idol

88-2000 were the golden age of the Honda Civic

I want this but instead it logs you into a blank dummy profile that is completely separate from your normal profile

A friend of mine was recently questioned by the FBI in regards to a potential crime that his employer allegedly committed (I can’t go into the details). They asked him to give them his phone and unlock it. He asked them what if he didn’t want to unlock it. They told him they would hold him down and use his biometrics to open it. As soon as he told me this story I disabled biometric unlock on my phone. It’s really not that much of an inconvenience. I can still use my fingerprint to login to banking apps and stuff, it’s not that big of an adjustment to put in my code every time I have to unlock my phone.

Aliens