Drink Your Ovaltine

I find this confusing. I looked for a long time before I got it. The protagonists switch directions and I wasn’t sure who was who. I thought one of the parents turned rainbow and some new guy started yelling at them from out of frame. I think the parents should stay the same direction and the new guy should enter from stage left. And the pointing arm should come from stage right so we know it’s the parents.

All those graphs and charts are total garbage. Hard to read, no scale, missing dates and axis labels. Horseshit.

Is your skirt made from a car seat?

It only takes a lunatic or 2.

Ya, I was thinking about it after I wrote it and it doesn’t make any sense. The compressor is empty when you start so there’s no load, and it gradually increases. The regulator is never going to get dicked around with ever again, so what’s the point? Maybe to let moisture out? Metal shavings? Sounds like dumb instructions that everyone will ignore. Maybe it’s a way to void the warrenty? “Sorry to hear your brand new compressor shit the bed, did you remember to fuck around with the regulator on startup? No? Sorry, we can’t help you”

It is. But you have to hop with both feet back onto the curb for it to count.

This probably good advice, it decreases the load on the motor as it starts up. Fancy brushless motors have a soft start where the motor controls its spin up so there’s no shock to the system. I’ve had many compressors and have never done that once, ever. Maybe they just mean the first time you ever fill it.

Pasta fagioli when did you become my lover?

I think medical science is amazing when you can afford it.

I hope it’s gangrene.

The only advantage for us is that we speak the same language and are already there illegally. But it would be a slaughter of innocents and horrible beyond measure. The only winners will be the people selling the weapons.

I hate to agree with everything you’ve said. This is absolute fact-

Mark works for capital and the banks

Never forget that Canada was founded to protect the interests of a blanket retailer. He’s a very status quo PM which is a load of horse shit in a changing world.

Bye!

Yay! I’m winning!

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I like this joke: it’s a true patriot who gets a parking ticket and says ‘Hooray! The system works!’

It could be changed to the true capitalist who loses money on an investment and says ‘Hooray for the free market!’

Forest fires can’t melt aluminum foil. Do the research.

Because the forest would burn inside the bag and the expand like Jiffy-Pop and then cause significantly more damage from the explosion.

I was thinking the same thing! You’re a know-it-all-fuck-all who doesn’t proofread comments, even after an edit! ✌️

*third edit’s the charm!