Good. That means no more flash flooding, right?

Eh. I’m an equal opportunity screamer.

Because of course he does 🙄

I now have both

Acceleratingly

We’re all waiting on you!

Did not have that on my bingo card for today

It’s helpful, but it’s no replacement for good meds. Not all stimulants are created equal.

Also, Bigfoot is real, and is a member of congress. And JFK was not assassinated; something weird just happened to his head.

Could be a lot of things.

If I’m this confused now, I can’t imagine what the average American voter would think when presented with this.

My brand new dog escaped Saturday morning. Last night at like 2am, I captured him with an ingenious mousetrap (the game) style food-baited trap on my enclosed porch. I felt so ashamed and guilty when he slipped the leash and ran off. But I wanted to tell someone about the win. I can probably post a video too if anyone is interested, because I setup an old iPhone as a motion sensing video monitor so I was alerted when to spring the trap. He’s a very good boy, he’s just not used to domesticity yet.

You don’t need to put up with this crap. You’ll get over him faster than you think. There’s plenty of other potential boyfriends out there.

Um…I dunno. Screw you, Zuckerberg.? 🤷‍♂️

I’m never getting the rest of the Invincible figures I wanted, am I?

(They aren’t great figures, but they’re something)

Sorry, I need those to rebel

I’m sure they have multiple copies

I wanted some Ovaltine the other day, then I looked at the back and saw who owned it. Back on the shelf it went.