US missiles hit a school. Children died.

Because actual old women terrify eastern artists.

Tuna scented candle would go hard if I were a cat.

You all know how much this shit costs you better pay me.

Phones are bad for posture regardless of how you hold them, desktop or bust.

Unless you’re in a country where your week starts on Monday. Then it’s infuriatingly just slightly less than perfect.

Would

I can make it easy on you.

Yeah the dog doesn’t like it too fast.

looking at this is making my dick hurt

Have you considered that maybe it’s their fetish

Gavin Newsom should drop out of politics and stick to shitposting about trump. He’s much better at that.

What the fuck is HE complaining about, he’s the disappointment.

My town added a bike lane to its main downtown toad and made it one lane and that has only IMPROVED traffic flow for everynyan.

All this post is doing is making me think you’re horny for ducks.

Geen sand?

Us.

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