I think so. The movie was great. James Gandolfini.

Literal fucking nightmare

Makes me want to never release anything ever again

(I’m not on Meta. I mean anywhere)

It also made posts with extra cheese

I am lactose intolerant

This post gives me brain farts

“Don’t kink shame”

Folks, please stop kicking Cybertrucks in the balls

And if you own a Cybertruck, please purchase our new jockstrap

can learn our routines

The spiders in my room are very concerned about how little sleep I’m getting and how irregular my bedtime is

That’s it. I’m done. I’m transitioning. I refuse to support this. Good luck to you all.

Yes, because if kids see golf in video games, it will make them want to golf in real life

Oh my god wait does this mean T-Rex was a cutie-wootie-rootie-patootie? 🥹

Your taxes paid for this

“You mean that tall bald cat that walks funny? Yeah, weird fella. Good scavanger though, always has food around”

I got scratched by a feral. Had to get a tetanus shot and five rabies shots

My cats never attack me. Probably cause they’re never bored. Big wild yard with lots of plants and trees. Lots to do. Lots of neighborhood cats visiting. They live a life of privilege. Now city cats on the other hand… you wanna keep one in an apartment, you better be working full-time entertaining that thing.

🎶 May I please have 20 dollars? Can you give me 20 dollars? I KNOW YOU HAVE 20 DOLLARS !!! 🎶

No.

Everybody has a bad time in Romanian prison. That’s a given

https://www.coe.int/bg/web/cpt/-/council-of-europe-anti-torture-committee-cpt-publishes-its-report-on-romania-focusing-on-police-prisons-and-children-in-detention

I’ll put THAT on pizza

Probably safer to lick the pole on the London tube

People, people, please! What’s with all this violence? I have a different proposal. How about every year, for one day only…

(you know where this is going)

I put off getting a smartphone until like 2015. I was 21 and was one of the last of my friends not to have one. My argument against it was precisely that: “I don’t want to be online all day and I know that’s exactly what’s going to happen.”

I didn’t even buy my first smartphone. My sister gave it to me. It stayed in the box for six months. I so so did not fucking want it.