I taught the intern how to edit pages in and out of a pdf, does that count?

I think it’s just a fancy way to make a phone turn into a tablet, which I don’t see much point in. Or rather, I do see the point just not the appeal. Now if they made a Surface style tablet-laptop I’d take a second look.

You can have a giant swarm of them though, it’s fun

And it’s always those same people

disloyalty to America

Stop trying to make him sound cool, I’m not voting for him.

who needs oppressors?

Like, who should be oppressed right now? The bourgeoisie, I think

I’m pretty sure the actual museum of neoliberalism is in Cambodia

At least two big ones

The only thing that would be more fitting is Thatcher’s grave catching on fire because of reduced safety standards, and no one’s able to put it out because they ran out of piss

Oh course he did, wasn’t Zelensky also an unfunny reactionary “comedian”?

He is a member of Nippon Kaigi, the ultra-nationalist group

Ask for it, coward

Really gunning for that most lethal army in the world title

What if I say two state solution: North Palestine and South Palestine

That’s possible? That would be extremely funny

Now I want to read it though

I stared at this trying to understand what a guardian parrot is

Best I can do is giving him more bombs

Is a handler someone who helps suiters not bump into everything?