Since everyone else gave good advice, here is my bad advice. I dunno, it’s not the best advice.

Do a No-Pierre run. Selling to him is ok,just no buying anything from him. You can beat the game without buying anything from his shop. It will take longer, but it’s kinda funny becoming best friends with his wife for her tea plants, and then selling the tea leaves at a huge markup.

There are tons of ways to get seeds and fruit trees without Pierre or jojomart.

If you don’t like fishing as a concept, wait a season and willy will come to your farm and teach you how to fish. Buy trout soup from him and try again. Your only goal is treasure chests when fishing. I got lucky a couple years ago and got 6 dinosaur eggs from fishing in the first year. I have never been able to get a single dino egg since,so it’s hard and rare. Because face it, your gonna have to fish eventually. At least you can get treasure from it.

Give trash to people you don’t like, it’s funny.

My wife searches the trash cans for stuff, and gave an ice cream cone to a kid for his birthday. So I placed a sound block by the library trash can to catch her in the act.

Gather all the items for Willy asap. Once you have completed the community center, he will ask for help. You need hardwood, batteries, and iridium ingots. Just collect them as you go. If you do well enough your ghost grampa will give you a device that generates iridium ore.

Linus gives a special mission to clean the lakes and rivers. Just find the pond in your farm and fish out of that. Use a low ranked pole like your bamboo rod. You can also collect trash from crab pots.

You have all the tools and equipment you need. It’s a fun easy game with a simple gameplay loop. Don’t take it seriously, and have fun. Make your own challenges and mistakes. Find a reason why your character gives Pam the perfect ale. Enable her drinking problems. Or don’t.

I feel called out but not offended

My wife bought me the game and for years I didn’t pick it up. Couple years ago I decided to finally give it a try.

I’m on my third playthrough and am making a sea base for fishing and deep sea exploration. All commanded from the bridge of my dreadnought. I haven’t played in a couple months but am glad I get new things to do again. The amount of updates and changes absolutely amaze me.

Eh fuck it. If I’m being called out by a manga character I’ve never heard of, maybe it really is time to sleep.

But suddenly, I’m way more confident in my art skills now.

RATTLE THEM BOYS!

Sweet, happy birthday to one and all!

Space mommy issues

I’m referring to a limited edition version of the board game battleship

Does anyone remember the star wars episode one battleship game? Was sweet as hell, electronic and sound effects

I have two favorite warlocks from destiny 2. My wife’s obviously. But the number one spot goes to a nameless warlock. Only because I forgot to record the whole thing.

We were thrown into a 3v3 except our third never loaded in. Me a titan, and my warlock had a mission to survive. I needed this win because of a exotic upgrade I wanted. But it looked bleak. The enemy team was good. But magic happened. The warlock and I shared a moment of clarity. We weren’t outnumber and out gunned. We had more targets and more ammo. We moved as a perfect unit, watching each other’s backs,boost jumps and popping heads, perfect supers. Finally about halfway through, the game still neck and neck, when one of the other enemy quit. Wether out of pity for us, or to give his team a better chance I don’t know. The warlock was an absolute tiger. I may have gotten the last kill, but that warlock straight up got MVP. The best part? I got my exotic upgrade. I haven’t really played since. The warlock set a bar so high that I fully expect all my teammates to be as good as them. Some are, a lot aren’t. Wherever that warlock is, they are kicking ass and chewing gum. And they are all out of gum.

Ah HAH. Ive been waiting for this version

It’s the only way to be sure

Had to explain to me wife the history of war thunder.

Oh thank God it’s the onion

This is stupid, there will always be crime. These things should be happening simply because that’s actually TAKING CARE OF YOU’RE CITIZENS.

It’s cyberpunk for me and my kid. It’s a family favorite game for some reason.

Aw shit, here we go again

We need a team of sign language translators, a professional choreographer, and a 5 gallon bucket of glow sticks.

Line the translators behind her, give them glow sticks, using the choreographer you them train each translator to make the correct hand signal at the right moment. Done right and the translators would be making a wave of sign language fast enough to keep up with the song.

Jokes on you guys, I started counting