“I’m gonna fckn quack”

but crack

Red, with the blue sausage

My own MAGA parent, at present.

Somebody shoot him another email.

🫦 has character

maybe Days Gone

Zombie hordes and motorcycles in an open world. Feels kind of like Far Cry 3/4/5.

aww I got my bike out of the garage ready to go but that’s farther than an afternoon of pedaling from Cincinnati

I think I have evidence my cat is dumb:

• I always call him dumb.
• He is not dissuaded from staring at me from this distance.
• His brain’s always itchy from overheating; needs scratches thru the ears, thumps foot when you hit the lone fold.
• Maybe he’s just consenting to being called dumb since it’s out of affection anyway.
• Then again rayyeerrrrr and airr are his only words, so what could he know. He never asks me to rewind Wizard of Oz to where the dog gets tornadoed or shit like that.

whereabouts you at bro/vette?

You can say that title with a dentist in your mouth

I had never seen the 2nd video or heard the song, but it is beautiful.

This BFG likes her beans human

Googled it. Checks out.

That video of Carsie Blanton hooked me on her. This is folk music, y’all.

[Three stations] however, were open from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m., a completely reasonable schedule given most Vegas tourists are tucked back in their beds by 8:30 p.m.

🤣

That armored bulldozer guy: could one do that with a submarine?