There were 2 in the city I used to live in, then eventually one shut down. Now there’s one, the owner is kind of a dick, but it’s the last gay bar standing.

I do remember going in when I was so much younger and so much more naive, seeing puppy play cards on the table and thinking “aw I love puppies!” Then going to the event and finding out - oh, these are people puppies, how nice.

To be fair, cis men DO A LOT to make cishet women question if men are really worth it

“Please clap die”

The posts so nice we post it thrice

No, you could tell where it was supposed to be though lol Adam Driver was talking to someone ADR’d in, changed the aspect ratio and frame in a really funky way.

It would’ve been neat to have some guy be paid to go up and do the bit for me personally

Nuuu I went to Megalopolis 😌

Very weird movie. There is 0 chance its gonna do well financially.

Revenge tastes best when wearing a dress

This is cool, I’ve never been in a movie theater by myself. Closest was a matinee of a horror movie (the one where the bad guy was blind).

My fake rural fake hick fake small town is showing the fucking Matt Walsh flick. This is a town where people drive immaculate lifted trucks to get Starbucks (and can’t reach down far enough to get the coffee) and slow down before driving where the road was torn up because they dont wanna damage their shocks, they were the cleanest cowboy boots you’ve ever seen to an office gig, it’s too big to be a small town and too small and conservative to be a city, there’s one museum hidden behind some kind of maze at the local library except for the museum that shows off “ancient” farming equipment like og tractors from 100 years ago

They didn’t screen I Saw The TV Glow, the didn’t screen Civil War, they didn’t screen It Ends With Us, oh but they’ll screen Matt Walsh. And they’re probably right that it’ll sell out.

They are screening Megalopolis though which honestly is just a weird decision given the above

Oh shit didn’t realize we had blue pills here, yes yes the matrix was just a movie and dorpheus was just a prank in the office

This is a very French view of cheating lol - dunno why but it’s actually not a big deal over there

On the one hand, the worst thing that can happen to someone is that they get everything they ever wanted

On the other hand, the matrix taught us that even the Paradise simulation couldn’t work because the human mind would rebel.

Instead, allow me to present the Samsara Midnight Realm Cube. They get roughly the median life in america with all the attendant miseries and temporary happiness that implies, BUT it’s just slightly degraded and worse. Like the movie Wristcutters.

Imagine the combination of watching family guy AND the gentle caress of a tender lover

A while ago they came to my door every weekend. One time, the preacher guy brought a nice lady in a pretty dress - I’m assuming to tempt me to join. My ex answered the door the next week in just their bra and jeans lol

They never came back.

Um… you know…

The UK not having mixing taps is ridiculous, I’ve heard of why - something to do about having seperate pipes possibly one had lead? But cmon, join us in this millennium. Mixing taps.

But they’re absolutely right about having fuses in their plugs. That’s inspired.

thats why I drink monster 🫡

Waxing is nice too for smooooth

Could’ve easily borrowed Ruritania, same energy