The real mystery is whether or not Richard Gere put that gerbil in there

The rich should starve. Or at least choke to death in the same way Mike the Headless Chicken died.

The Marvin Show is your poor man’s cooking show. Hosted by one time Big Brother participant Marvin Latimer. It’s hard to put to words or describe the show so I just linked a memorable episode. This was on broadcast TV at some point. Green screen doorway and all.

Another poor man’s cooking show was Masaokis. He had a poor grasp on food in general and his genre is more “cooking with hoarders” with a heavy splash of harebrained philosophy. One video is about hot dogs and peaches. I haven’t watched the video in a long time but I can still remember the sound he made after tasting the concoction of hot dogs blended in peach juice. He tried to cook a steak on the rim of his toilet by burning paper. He thought the shell of an egg was the egg whites. He made a smoothie with whole moldy peaches and unpeeled oranges and who knows what else.

I believe his whole mythology was that he filmed in an apartment he would go to when he was on a bender. I think I remember seeing a much nicer less trashed apartment in one video. It has been a long time but I remember seeing a ton of books on a shelf with all their spines placed inward. The conditions he cooked in are not for the faint of heart. I can think of at least 2 fires starting from all the shit on his stove.

I know it is probably not the same guy who put his whole show up on YouTube to watch for free during pandemic but it is goodwill nonetheless.

Twin Peaks was the gateway to David Lynch’s Number of the Day. Every day goes by without a number now and every day without a number is a day wasted.

Elon Musk Is Charging Starlink Customers Gigantic Bogus Fees Because Its Network Is Being Crushed by [Musk’s] “High Demand” for more money ketamine

FTFTFY

What’s the harm if you leave it up? I would rather see graffiti on a building than the sandblasted outline of where the graffiti was.

Back in the day you got spyware and your computer was host to it but you also got a purple gorilla for your desktop. Nowadays you pay a hundred bucks for the spyware and all you get is a shitty speaker with a subscription that never plays the song or artist you want to hear.

Why can’t comments be fully deleted on Lemmy?

When I delete a post on Lemmy, people can still see that there used to be a comment by me that I later deleted. What’s the reasoning for that?

1 make post with question
2 get answer
3 delete question

The people from step 2 are getting tired of answering the same question that could have been answered if the original question was still up. What part of crowdsourced answer screams private question?

I mapped out the locations they filmed at and they would have to tack on a scene at the end where he sees the cost of ubering back and forth around town all day. Maybe foreshadow it during the scene where he puts newspaper in his shoe to cover the hole he wore through the sole.

My mom, who was a huge arachnophobe, had a pet jumping spider living on her desk at work. Seeing my arachnophobic mother on good terms with one is the best PR jumping spiders could ask for.

Does a good joke start with a dead frog or does the frog have to die during the process of dissection?

I knew something was off but the cock and balls placement seems deliberate

I honestly thought that was Tony Hawk

You can run this on the Steam Deck

musk probably knows a whole lot about pulling PUDs

I can name at least 1 worse IDF those donations could be going to.

I would like to know what tucker carlson has to say about those cheeks.