I’ll do that while enjoying a properly extracted cup of espresso and not some under extracted dirt bucket.

No it isn’t, a $100 machine cannot make espresso even if the box claims it does, unless you go used, the minimum for a machine that can make espresso is like $600.

I’m the best liar I’ve ever met.

My psychiatrist keeps asking me what I think being normal is whenever I wonder what that is like, says there is no such thing, I just want to know what I’m striving for you know.

Northern part of the state, it’s not an official description and everyone will have a different definition of where upstate starts.

But that’s because the French are assholes, loveable assholes but assholes nonetheless.