The innuendo is not lost, and while pop culture plays up the stereotypes of fashion savvy twink or mustachioed leather daddy as the two options, there’s plenty of very average guys who do what we think of as average “guy” things, like watch sports, grill burgers, drink beer, go fishing, work on cars, do nerd stuff, obsess over dinosaurs and medieval history. I have no data to back this, just personal experience, but I’ve noticed hockey and pro wrestling tend to have a lot of gay/bi males fans. I’m sure gay NASCAR fans exist, never met one.

Nah, there’s no way soccer fans getting shithoused for hours on end while watching a friendly match would ever get rowdy. /s

Not if they’re sticky.

Sometimes it is better to receive than to give.

Freedom pigeons.

If by “winning team” you mean “claims the trophy for himself”; yes. But don’t worry, there’s a feast of room temperature McDonald’s waiting for the victors.

Right? We all know wars only end when the President dresses up in a pilots outfit and lands on an aircraft carrier to announce Mission Accomplished. The decades of slaughter after that are don’t count as “war”.

Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the peoples!

The Homestar Runner erasure makes me

Trump didn’t brainwash people more than Hitler did. Both catered to a selfish, bigoted, entitled worldview and promised people they could act on their worst impulses towards others and that while doing so their lives would improve. They delivered on the first part but their regimes do nothing for improving the quality of life. “Trump’s a con man” is not the same as reflecting on one’s own worldview, taking accountability for what they’ve enabled, and putting in the effort to fix what you can while making sure you don’t go down the same path again when the next huckster runs for office. These people were motivated by blaming anyone else for their “problems”. They blamed immigrants, women, people of color, liberals, antifa, queer folk. Nothing has changed, they’re just blaming Trump and not themselves. Until that attitude changes, fuck ‘em.

Cool beans, roflcopter.

We did successfully revive “23 skidoo!” and “bee’s knees” during the third wave ska and swing band craze, so it’ll be interesting to see what eventually works it’s way into youth’s slang lexicon.

The apeman is the title character of a 70s b-movie called “Trog”.

“Get her!” 👻

I know those data centers they’re building are like bunkers. When the first effort fails and the fallout collapses the big companies, they’ll make excellent outposts for the resistance to seize. Bring some hydroponics equipment and seeds and we can withstand a siege for decades because god knows we’ll have access to plenty of water.

Who ever gets this first gets a 🍪

If your friends aren’t down for trains, are they really your friends?

Can God create a penis so heavy he can’t lift it?

“You’ll get who Israel wants and you’ll like it.” -Chuck Schumer

The Constitution has as much power as the paper it’s written on if the judicial branch won’t use it as a guideline, the executive branch does whatever they please, and the legislative branch codifies the new behavior after the act, which is then allowed to stand because the judicial branch doesn’t care if it’s unconstitutional.