Soft-boiled eggs are just a bit too firmly ‘egg shaped’ to make a good benedict.

Poached eggs are flatter and the white is softer.

Also, to easily prevent the egg white from coming apart when you drop the egg in, just add a dash of vinegar to the boiling water. It causes the white to stick together.

My IT experience as a “Generation Jones” Boomer.

Older Boomers: Ugh. Please… let me sort it and you just go back to watching TV.

Gen-X: Ah, you got that? Fantastic!

Millennials: You’re going to need something better than a phone to set that network up with. We have to do some port forwarding on the new modem, so the camera system can connect, so at minimum we need the office laptop. Can you squeeze under the cabinet and pull those ethernet lines I snaked up from the basement? I think they’re just inside the bottom of the pocket…

Gen-Z: That is awesome that you want to help! Let me show you a few neat tricks. I’ve got some ancient laptops you can dabble with… they’re bang-up for running torrents, I know you are tight for cash and streaming costs and arm and a leg now. Lemme show you how to save some money.

Oh yeah… but NGL, it’s the little actions that can snowball. If I can get mom to get her friends groups to move away from Amazon (she only found the items she likes by hearing from a friend that uses Amazon) and opt for secondary sources… I’ll start with that and for sure, am already networking with friends and businesses locally to get people engaged in stopping this goose-stepping march into the 4th Reich we’re on…

Sysadmins for the win!

Yup. It’s perfect.

Oh look, little Stevie is yelling for attention again…

Jesus… and I thought Towelie was lame.

Get any an all relatives you have to stop using Amazon, if they do.

My mom is off the grid and she has me order things through Amazon for her occasionally.

Am gonna have to talk to her and see if I can get the items she likes, from different sources.

With a R by my name?

Ain’t gonna happen easily.

NGL, that’s kinda why I registered Republican. At our local city level, there were some really decent Republican candidates, so to make sure they got on the ballots in the primaries, I chose that… but at the state and federal, I generally just vote Democratic. Best to try and maintain a balance of candidates so you don’t pitch too far one way or the other. It also helps mitigate the damage done by the sheer number of Libertarians that fuck so many policy results up. Our state’s infested with those morons.

Oh, It’ll get counted. If not, I just don’t file taxes at the end of the year!

I really have my doubts as to whether he will still be alive at that point. Dude is falling apart…

It glitches and wipes his face and spoon feeds his ass…

Eggs Benedict is well awesome.

My fave is a variation on that… Eggs California. Avocado, tomato on English muffins with poached eggs and hollandaise.

whooooo…

Welp, I’ll make sure to get myself in front of a camera and proudly state that as a registered Republican, I gladly choose to vote straight Democratic ticket because of the unAmerican, unPatriotic, rather “commie pinko” intimidation tactics of the GOP.

Let’s go REAL old school on the political shit-flinging and see how under that gross pigs skin we can get.

Elon Musk is a cunt who needs to fuck off back to Pretoria.

Who’s going to wipe this guy’s ass when he grows old?

He’s rich enough that he will have a private nurse.

More basic than that.

I’ve been in the Trades since 1980 and for the last 35 years, homes have been built - esp. by the big developers - with such crap quality materials that if you choose a trades career, you’re going to be guaranteed non-stop repair work.

TBH, I wouldn’t own a home built since 1987 - that is when the quality of lumber took a nosedive and the rest of it followed down that slide over the decades…

The best you and I can do is to look out for each other, our friends and family and help anyone else that manages to escape the pot as quickly as possible so they don’t get back in…

My thoughts are that people are animals and they’ll follow where the majority go, so keep helping others escape the pot and eventually, more will notice there is an exit option and jump as well.

Nothing new, but gotcha fam… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiNMW4tERvg

Sometimes, and we can even drop a deuce as well.