Lol, this is like both sides praying to the same god before a battle.

The other guys are doing the same thing as you.

It actually is. Very much so. But it’s increasingly expansive as people demand things like a fair wage for their work.

Meanwhile, in Japan in the 80s, they were putting penguin orgies on their mugs.

(There’s also rabbits, whales, and some other animal IIRC)

I thought the “slut” part was just the burgers were all messy. Now I think it’s some bukkake type of reference.

I used an old phone as an IP camera for years. Worked great until it literally died.

Got a home server running on a Macbook from the Obama administration.

I’ve been to a Burger Slut - every burger was just drenched in sauce. Some mixes of a fewOH MY GOD I just got it. Mother fuck bucket.

But aren’t they also a local place if they’re close enough to deliver to you?

She said she was in tech for some international company getting set up there. I can’t recall the name, but it wasn’t any company I recognized. This was also maybe 20 years ago she would have been there.

Tech she said, definitely wasn’t embassy. What embassy would have Americans and people from the UK working together?

Gods above, WTF?

Yeah, but gawd dayum, back in the day, she was just absurdly hot.

Which isn’t to imply age is the problem, but rather to reference a point in time when biting her lip was the only thing I knew about her mouth, and not the idiot things it said.

Yeah, my parents do the same thing.

It’s like we’re having the same conversation. Like suddenly they’ve realised decades of being wrong about tons of things. They’re all-in against fascism.

Then they say how Biden was a fascist and rounding up people to murder them (covid vaccines and women’s reproductive health). And it’s just so far into a mirror universe it’s impossible to even dig out from that point.

I once met a woman that was in her late 20s. Worked in tech for 3 years in Prague, and had a pretty TV style British accent.

She was from the Midwest. Spent 3 years in Prague and visited the UK like 3 times, then moved back to Chicago. Insisted she “worked with a lot of Brits and it just stuck.”

Yeah, I’ve worked with a lot of tall people. Didn’t make me grow taller.

My answer was taking the piss, it at least I thought it was.

Born on Valentine’s Day no less. A lover to the end.

Pink guy should be “Me who asks Claude to fix the things I broke asking ChatGPT what to do.”

Picard is standing around waiting for Worf and Dr. Crusher on Celtris III. A transport rolls up and the driver asks for directions.

Stranger: “Hey Buddy, do you know where the dilithium crystal store is?”

Picard: “As chance would have it, I do. You take this road down about a kilometer and turn left.”

Stranger: “A kilometer? What-? Ok, do you know how many traffic control lights there are between here and the turn?”

Picard: “There are four lights.”

Madred walks up: “Oh, you’ll never get there. There are five lights between here and the turn.”

Picard: “THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!”

Stranger: “Ok, Ok, chill out… But I’m going to ask someone else.”

I loved Opera for a good couple of years. Came back to it around 2007 and I was shocked at what it became.

Maybe. The disaffected youth told they would become something special and they never became that? The office workers and service industry people and low-wage workers that were both the fight club and Project Mayhem? That’s not them. They’re literally the corporate stooges to be that Tyler fought against.

I ain’t read something like this since I had a hotmail address and my uncle on AOL sent me shit.