I’m not going to celebrate, I simply don’t care that karma struck him so hard.

They say there’s never anything good in the news!

Erowid is a treasure! I’m certain I’m still alive because of that site.

I wouldn’t let a republican clean up toxic waste for fear of contaminating the waste.

I have 40,000 plus selfies my daughter took with that face.

I was just trying to remember all the songs I had in the best mix tape ever in one of those.

All that’s missing for me is countless d&d books and a thick fog of cigarette smoke.

No they’re all stupid fucking magat brained idiots.

Remote area.

Like making the assumption that I to talk about whatever it is they’re prattling on about.

It’s not as dramatic as that. Don’t talk to me about sports, religion, or whatever pop culture you’re into. Enjoy them for yourself by yourself. Online I can choose to engage or not, in public I’m way more limited.

Knowing I have no patience with them I avoid children as much as possible and enteract with them even less.

The end result being less Floridians, at least there is a small upside.

A co worker called me into their office yesterday because their computer was making a weird noise every now and then and they couldn’t figure it out. After his hilarious attempts to make the noise I tried calling him on his cell phone and sure enough that was the sound. Damn kids.

I smoked everyday to balance out the caffeine and nicotine I suspect I use to treat undiagnosed adhd.

If they leave me alone about it after I politely express my disinterest I will, if not I’ll take it as asking for my full opinion on the subject and that will be brutally honest.

Stop and get out of the car more often than you think you need to. It’ll make the trip so much more pleasant.

I neatly wrap them up securely with zip ties and stack them in a 35 gallon tote. Only to need something on the bottem of that tote two days later when the tote is in my 100 plus degree shed outside.

Give a phone charger and go back to bed.

The better honor the filters I have set to keep that shit far from my inbox. I trust 3 week old gas station sushi more than any thing a republican can say.