We have a neon sign at home

Welcome to the freakout!

The only adult that failed in this situation is your father

“Genocide” on both cards

A prime example of the master race

Spending a lifetime to learn to use the shittiest materials known to man to make something remotely useful seems like a great investment

An inspiration to all hotdog stands

Voting isn’t the reason I love french people

The same guy identified the wmd’s in Iraq

We should throw anyone who buys a firstnamelastname.com domain into an active volcano, I bet it would help with global warming

Age is just a number, and bigger number means better person

First he invented a worse subway, now he wants to build a worse sun?

Leave it to a cop to break the law in the stupidest way possible, I have more opsec buying weed from my regular plug

It’s just impossible to clean an oil painting covered with water soluble soup

And the price of the painting went up by a few millions for the added notoriety

Who the fuck designed the glass pane so that it didn’t cover the frame?

I love their lopsided face

The people writing the history don’t understand that the only legit gaijin samurais are white guys from Iowa who ordered a $1000 katana online

I’m waiting for the black tar nicotine that you smoke but it’s somehow worse than cigarettes

George W Bush could do the funniest thing right now

I think Kamala should eat a cat on live TV, it would help

Also another cold take, this community is the only one I’ve been part of in the 25 years I’ve been online that hasn’t removedd to a toxic cesspool because of (or lack off) the moderation, I’ll expand the taser take and give guns to them

Bidet is the last sign of civilization in our society, would you just wipe it off with paper if you had shit on your hand?