TIL.

Is it ecchi? Is it dogs solving crimes by sniffing? I must find out!

So does sitting, after a while.

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I heard both halves of this comment.

Username checks out.

late eighties

tiring shit

Yeah I’d be done too.

Served in a provençale manner?

Can’t say I endorse the Doritos, but I can wholeheartedly suggest nuking a can of refried beans while the chips are in the toaster. Mix in some diced jalapeños (also canned) for a little kick. Easy dip. So much extra flavor for very little added effort.

That is quite an impressive enema.

TIL Starch Sadness isn’t just a meme.

A two-pager that got turned into a feature film, no less. If I had a nickel for every time that’s happened, I’d have (at least) two nickels.

And here I thought the old System 7 extension that played a sneeze when the floppy was ejected was clever.

Don’t engage the conservative troll.

My teenage nephew and I share a Gundam obsession. We also both love video games, just different kinds. He was very excited when one shooter or another had a Gundam crossover via skins. He was just waffling a bit since they cost real money. He eventually let slip that they were like $20-25 each. “But you can get them all for like $60, so it’s a better deal than just getting two.”

I was stunned. Dude, you can buy a whole game with that. Multiple games. “Yeahhhh…” You can get a couple HG model kits. Or an MG. “True… but they’re so cool!”

I don’t think he bought the skins. Although a few months later he was angrily reciting the general online discourse regarding Switch 2 game pricing despite not having any Nintendo hardware at all (which is par for the course). And not even two weeks later he’s over the moon about Doom Eternal… which he bought new… at $70… and finished in a week or so. “I can’t wait for the DLC!”

Sigh.

Nintendo Bad gets clicks.