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Took a bit of doing but this was a fun one

I upvote things way more than I ever did on reddit

She’s not dumb dumb, but her batshittery overrides her average level of intelligence to make her basically act the same as dumbasses

I haven’t followed Massie and Mace very closely, but MTG and especially Bobo are dumb as fucking rocks. But even if they finally realized they were supporting pedos (and it only took them literal years to realize it because again, I can’t say enough how absolutely brain dead they are), it’s not like they’ve come around to the good side. Marge is mad because Dump lied to her, but it’s not like she’s changed her views on being a huge racist piece of utter garbage. She’s never recanted about how (((the Jews^TM))) control the weather, or that she was wrong about blaming innocent people for pizzagate. Boebert married a guy who took his dick out in front of teens and she also promotes white nationalist talking points.

They’re like MAGA voters who are against the Diarrhea in Chief. They kick up a fuss like little piss babies because their feefees got hurt or they can’t afford their gas because Donny Diapers pushed the missile button, but they’ll never vote for them queer loving dems. I try to have understanding because your intelligence level isn’t something you can control, but it’s hard to muster up the sympathy to soothe someone who’s crying after they just finished whacking both me and themselves in the face with a hammer.

months to realize

Try years. And only the dumbest of them like Marge actually “realized”. Most of them knew all along and are just greedy amoral liars willing to support any pedo if it’ll line their pockets.

Especially the ones that go woooEEEEEOOOOOOEEEEEOOOOOeeeeeoooooohhhh, WAKAtahtahWAKAtahtahWAHKURIKURIKIIIII

Da Bears?

Yeah, first guy was Akebono, followed by Musashimaru, both from Hawaii (although Musashimaru was born in American Samoa). Not too many mainlanders join sumo, although there have been a few over the years.

https://sumowrestling.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_American_Sumo_Wrestlers

Time to post the first Existential Comics again

https://www.existentialcomics.com/comic/1

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Hadn’t seen that spelling of broncho before

It doesn’t help that the cushion she’s tying around the lamppost (which I thought at first she was untying so she could go take it to tie around the cop for some reason) is above where her car would potentially collide, making it useless. Also the odd lumpiness didn’t help sell that it was a cushion. I thought it was a bag or wrapping of some sort.

What was the herring? I can’t find it right now

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I’m just gonna post a meme I ran across on lemmy

Happy 3 years!

Maybe we’d see more caveman reenacting if mammoth burgers were a possibility

who would waste good caviar on you? And because taste degrades so steeply with price

I’m not sure caviar is the best example here. A lot of people just don’t like fish eggs, which is fine. But tons of other people eat fish eggs that aren’t caviar, like salmon eggs, which are a common sushi ingredient and relatively cheap. Fish eggs definitely don’t need to be sturgeon caviar to taste good, even if most people don’t like them in general.

But unless you’re in Japan, you’re probably a somewhat rich westerner if you’re eating any kind of fish eggs regularly, so maybe rich people just tend to have more access to things that would expand their palates.

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Always a little weird when purple is so straightforward

Why do I know this?

Because you watched a lot of Mythbusters?

I’m not sure if they have an order. Sometimes seems like it’s just up to if you’re familiar with a certain topic. I just did puzzle 1095 and it seemed easier than this one