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wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
21·2 days agoYou could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.
wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
30·2 days agoSome people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.
…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please
wador@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why can't you post a real shitpost on shitpost@lemmy?
1·2 days agoI just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I’m not banned though…yet
wador@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?
10·2 days agoBrand new sentence right there
As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
“What is it Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.”
wador@lemmy.zipto
AskHistorians@lemmy.world•What would everyone think of us accepting questions about myth and legends and biblical stuff?English
8·4 days agoIt does depend on the questions and the answers.
I mean, I could ask something like “how was it to be a prophet in Jerusalem around the year 33?” and that would be a good history question. But if I asked how Noah built the ark, I could also ask were leprechauns get the gold for their pots…
My mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don’t want to be like that to my kids or any one else.
I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.
wador@lemmy.zipto
DACH - Deutschsprachige Community für Deutschland, Österreich, Schweiz@feddit.org•Deutschland moment
15·4 days agoI’m with you on this. Nothing screams entitlement more than throwing uncut/unfolded boxes in the bin.
The full movie Longitude is on youtube.
Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.
wador@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Building sandcastles on the beach is basically a 3d Etch A Sketch
1·5 days agoHopefully with no knobs…
Avocado without an I.
I think they are really good. I like progressive metal like Tool, Karnivool and Messuggah so it’s right up my alley.
I think the costumes and back story is a fun joke. The music is fun too.
I don’t know how else to explain my point. It’s like having a bumper sticker with the text “fuck cancer”.
I mean that I hope everyone understand that it’s bad. Like an absolute bad thing.








Yeah… so she had sex with herself