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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 days ago

Choose peace, choose performance, choose Go

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Choose peace, choose performance, choose Go

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 days ago

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 6 days ago

People often say SQL has no problem to scale but they've never actually done it

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People often say SQL has no problem to scale but they've never actually done it

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 6 days ago

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 8 days ago

Whenever I see yet another level of YAML indirection rather than, you know, an actual programming language, I get a little sad.

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Whenever I see yet another level of YAML indirection rather than, you know, an actual programming language, I get a little sad.

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 8 days ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 17 days ago

I no longer think you should learn to code

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I no longer think you should learn to code

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 17 days ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 26 days ago

Liking any of these indicates a belief system I don't agree with

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Liking any of these indicates a belief system I don't agree with

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 26 days ago

0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 28 days ago

C++ [..] is under attack from the US and EU [and] everybody promoting a different language for anything C++ is used for [..]

www.open-std.org

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C++ [..] is under attack from the US and EU [and] everybody promoting a different language for anything C++ is used for [..]

www.open-std.org

0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 28 days ago

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0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

The TrapC compiler can avoid most memory-safe-pointer boundary checks by using AI code reasoning

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The TrapC compiler can avoid most memory-safe-pointer boundary checks by using AI code reasoning

0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

My hard drive overheated long before I could complete a full pass through the database

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My hard drive overheated long before I could complete a full pass through the database

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

Cursor told me I should learn coding instead of asking it to generate code

forum.cursor.com

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Cursor told me I should learn coding instead of asking it to generate code

forum.cursor.com

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

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0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

[...] errors in Go are treated as first-class citizens (values) [which] has a deeply-rooted history in programming language theory and the main goal of Go as a language itself

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[...] errors in Go are treated as first-class citizens (values) [which] has a deeply-rooted history in programming language theory and the main goal of Go as a language itself

0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

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Kissaki@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

[Meta] Request for Community Description

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[Meta] Request for Community Description

Kissaki@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

100 concurrent users = 8640000/day

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100 concurrent users = 8640000/day

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

Why are developers so attached to computer gibberish

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Why are developers so attached to computer gibberish

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

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0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

I once spent three days debugging a single line of code. When I finally found the missing semicolon, my team praised me as a “coding wizard.”

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I once spent three days debugging a single line of code. When I finally found the missing semicolon, my team praised me as a “coding wizard.”

0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

man's really wrote like 7 classes to just have 1 function each

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man's really wrote like 7 classes to just have 1 function each

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

I purchased it twice, but it keeps doing the same things to fix the issue, and all it does is consume credits.

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I purchased it twice, but it keeps doing the same things to fix the issue, and all it does is consume credits.

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

Cpp discussed as a Rust replacement for Linux Kernel

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Cpp discussed as a Rust replacement for Linux Kernel

0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

Prevent creating branches other than main

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Prevent creating branches other than main

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

This is pushing the envelope of anti-intellectualism even by Go standards.

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This is pushing the envelope of anti-intellectualism even by Go standards.

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

NGINX config language grates on me. Whyyy did they have to come up with their own config format? It is so much nicer to configure Caddy with JSON file for example.

news.ycombinator.com

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NGINX config language grates on me. Whyyy did they have to come up with their own config format? It is so much nicer to configure Caddy with JSON file for example.

news.ycombinator.com

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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