hayyy to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-22 months agoSince pork tastes like human (according to cannibalists), if I ate it (, which I've never done before), do you think it could satisfy my craving for a certain man atm who happens to also be very big?message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down130file-text
arrow-up1-18arrow-down1message-squareSince pork tastes like human (according to cannibalists), if I ate it (, which I've never done before), do you think it could satisfy my craving for a certain man atm who happens to also be very big?hayyy to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-22 months agomessage-square31linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDarkassassin07@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThen go get you some dick. (or whatever’s your fancy)
minus-squarehayyyOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·2 months agoI can’t have him so I was thinking I could imagine the pork is him… don’t want anyone else
minus-squareDarkassassin07@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoYou might just have to settle for a big flesh-coloured dildo and some nice photographs.
minus-squarehayyyOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·2 months agoI’ve got both but masturbating can get a bit too risky when you’ve got a full house and ….
What if it’s the latter…
Then go get you some dick. (or whatever’s your fancy)
I can’t have him so I was thinking I could imagine the pork is him… don’t want anyone else
You might just have to settle for a big flesh-coloured dildo and some nice photographs.
I’ve got both but masturbating can get a bit too risky when you’ve got a full house and ….