The TwoTuvix task failed successfully: the joy of killing Tuvix twice unlocked.
Or alternatively … Janeway can now unmerge the two Tuvixens (:)) into:
- TutuVokVok
(commander material, has a permanent tutu)
- FlowerFlower
(pretty, blooms twice as much, keeps up crew morale)
- Neeeelilixx’N
(Neelix² level of annoying, just for killing, which again helps with morale)
The TwoTuvix task failed successfully: the joy of killing Tuvix twice unlocked.
Or alternatively … Janeway can now unmerge the two Tuvixens (:)) into:
- TutuVokVok
(commander material, has a permanent tutu)
- FlowerFlower
(pretty, blooms twice as much, keeps up crew morale)
- Neeeelilixx’N
(Neelix² level of annoying, just for killing, which again helps with morale)
Just so many more fun ways to try murder
What happens on Voyager stays on Voyager … 's logs & goes directly to the academy to train future coffee addicts.
(OK but like a sketch show, eg Robot Chicken style, where they just show 100 different increasingly convoluted ways of murdering Tuvix.)
Oh god that’d be fucking great…