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minus-squareEvil_Shrubberylinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoA call to system change!! Just kidding, it’s Soylent Green.
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agono joke. I’m pretty sure that for a significant portion of the population, their retirement plans is revolution or end of the world
minus-squareKyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down2·2 days agoMy early retirement plan is suicide when my mom dies.
minus-squareAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 hours agoAhh the Smith & Wesson retirement plan, classic. Respect for waiting until your mom goes. I’ve heard it’s best to wait until your parents are gone, if you can.
minus-squareKyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoShe’s had a tough enough life, I couldn’t do that to her…
minus-squareislandcoda42@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoI joke my retirement plan is 20ft of rope. I may upgrade to a tank of nitrogen if I can afford one
minus-squareislandcoda42@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoNitrogen asphyxiation. It’s like cheating. You have zero clue anything at all is even happening. Sounds pretty peaceful
minus-squareEvil_Shrubberylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoKinda same, regardless if I might financially survive.
minus-squareKyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoYup, not really about money, I just don’t want to partake in this clown show anymore.
A call to system change!!
Just kidding, it’s Soylent Green.
no joke. I’m pretty sure that for a significant portion of the population, their retirement plans is revolution or end of the world
My early retirement plan is suicide when my mom dies.
Ahh the Smith & Wesson retirement plan, classic.
Respect for waiting until your mom goes. I’ve heard it’s best to wait until your parents are gone, if you can.
She’s had a tough enough life, I couldn’t do that to her…
🫂
I joke my retirement plan is 20ft of rope. I may upgrade to a tank of nitrogen if I can afford one
You mean helium?
Helium? In THIS economy?
Nitrogen asphyxiation. It’s like cheating. You have zero clue anything at all is even happening. Sounds pretty peaceful
Ok, same as helium then.
Kinda same, regardless if I might financially survive.
Yup, not really about money, I just don’t want to partake in this clown show anymore.
End of the world As you know it*