WASHINGTON D.C. - As details leak of the Iran-US peace plan, including a rumoured $300 billion reparations payment from the US to the Iranian regime, President Donald Trump was quick to reassure supporters that this by no means indicates that the US lost the war.
Omg that totally explains WWII! The evil winners of the great war paid (force fed!) so much monies to Germany they directly caused hyperinflation of Deutsche Mark in the 20s which had catastrophic effects on the international art community.
Stay safe, buy NFTs from the local loser/influencer/president, just in case.
Just make sure you pull out (like daddy drumpf shoulda) before the obvious rugpull to come.