• Evil_Shrubbery
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    9 days ago

    The amount of times I was lured to fuck a fake animal (with realistic spring action) on the roof of a kitchen is too damn high.

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        8 days ago

        What do you think gargoyles were invented for?
        That’s right, roof fucking directly above the kitchen with appropriate roof funneling.