Five-million Farage has flounced out of parliament in order to pause the investigations into his alleged corruption, but other major parties are refusing to contest the resulting by-election, potentially leaving him facing Count Binface as his biggest rival. With the British public’s love of the underdog and refusing to do what’s expected - remember Boaty McBoatface? - I wouldn’t bet against it being Count Binface MP soon.



Five Mil Froggie is gonna claim they’re bullying him by not ganging up on him.
You’re trying to make ‘Five Mil Froggie’ a thing, huh?
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Reform UK Ltd MPs are already trotting that line out in morning TV interviews.
Every time they interview reform they should have binface inas well, to provide balance.