FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 days agoWhat's your plan if you get caught?message-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWhat's your plan if you get caught?FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
minus-squareThe Dank Memegician linkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 days agoLook em dead in eye and start furiously masterbating. Works every time.
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 days agoStart? I thought we were caught jorking it.
minus-squareThe Dank Memegician linkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoCan’t get caught if you ain’t hiding it broski! Proudly beat your meat in public. Look em in the eye and stroke it slow!
Look em dead in eye and start furiously masterbating.
Works every time.
Start? I thought we were caught jorking it.
Can’t get caught if you ain’t hiding it broski!
Proudly beat your meat in public. Look em in the eye and stroke it slow!