I’m reminded of the blonde woman who shouted slurs at a black child and raised millions.

Is this ethically wrong? Asking seriously. If we get some of the best actors on this website for a viral video, set up fake company accounts to declare our dismissal and firing from said company, and have kickstarters to collect millions from chuds to redistribute to good causes…would that be a bad idea?

Anyone want to do this?

I guess one problem is that when and if they figure out this is a scam, they’ll try to hunt us down. So our opsec will need to be airtight. We’ll have to wear wigs, maybe use some slight AI editing to our faces, make sure there’s no identifying visual info.

I feel like the chud scamming industry has been completely untapped. Obviously, we need to be very attuned to what really gets their cortexes firing, and maximize their viewing pleasure. Not even being facetious right now, this is probably the most viable and best business idea I’ve ever come up (not even novel, I’m sure it’s been thought of before). I don’t see why it can’t work. Goes without saying we need some mega chud passing cis honkies in our talent pool, maybe even some preppy, liberal looking caucasians. Preferably hot. I’m sure we’ve got plenty of comrades who could go undercover here.

Edit: some people familiar with the law would also help here. Is it illegal to scam people in this way? Would we be liable for, like, false advertisement? I guess if it gets to that stage the chuds will do the aforementioned and dox us.

Picture this: regular ass looking minority person (Character A) walking downtown, near the vicinity of you, a physically attractive cis, capital M mayo (Character B). Character A does something mildly annoying, such as ‘accidentally’ cough near Character B. Character B calls Character A a slur. Character A appears immediately aggrieved, almost on the verge of tears. It’s showtime. Character A: ‘what did you just call me?’ pulls out phone. Person B: repeats slur in an almost gleeful voice with a wide grin.

Characters C and D, seeming witnesses and onlookers confront Character B. Fill out the rest of the scene. I dunno.

Now we need people who are good at internet algorithms. Try to get this trending on reddit and then twitter. Need to get this to reach million+ views.

Let’s backtrack a bit. Before we’ve filmed the scene, we’ve registered a company in whichever state this was filmed. What would be great is if we rented out an office for some professional firm (a graphic design consulting firm, don’t think you need licenses for that), or maybe opened a mom and pop shop with lots of reviews on google. In the latter case, it’ll need to have been opened for about a month. Character B doesn’t even need to have W-2 forms filed to pretend to be an employee at this shop. We’ll need to figure out how to use fake names and addresses to register this company without running into trouble with the law. We’ll have a new person open and close the shop every day. Shop will be closed for extended break just as this scene is going viral. Company twitter account will have nearly 7,000 followers, to give chuds the impression it can be cowed out of existence from Negative reviews. We post something like, ‘This behavior stands against the values of this store’s owners, Mr. And Ms. Parrot. Character B no longer works here starting today’.

We’ll have thousands upon thousands of comments from the hogs. Maybe someone will come by to burn this place down (insurance money???). This is when character B sets up a kickstarter account. And yeah, I need someone smart to fill out the rest.