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nifty@lemmy.worldBanned from community to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago

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nifty@lemmy.worldBanned from community to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago
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  • can@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      The only reason it’s fed the millions in China is because there is so much of it.

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      RIP Mitch (Piped)

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        RIP Mitch

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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      Molecules are great for when I’m snackish and want to eat 6.02 x 1023 of something.

  • idk837384
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    I would add more rice just to fuck with them

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    did a vampire write this

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      The count?

    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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      No. the dotted “i” with otherwise majuscule font is subpar for the undead…

      Source: I made it the fuck up. Or I’m a vampire. Which one? Who knows…

      • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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        Based on the cool cursive font that your username is in, I’m thinking the latter. That just seems like something a goth vampire would do

        Source: I have no idea what I’m talking about

        • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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          Pretty good guess actually.

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      I don’t get it.

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    Not hard to do if you weigh groups of the rice and take an average weight/grain then divide the total weight by that. Bro forgot to add his uncertainty tho 💀

    The total weight would decrease as some of the water evaporated but you might be able to account for that

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      Bro forgot to add his uncertainty tho

      HIS uncertainty? Your method results in uncertainty. This guy counted each piece individually, as one should.

      • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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        Sometimes we make sacrifices for the sake of efficiency

    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      With weighing you have a confidence interval, when counting each grain of rice you know.

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    deleted by creator

  • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    What if I could give you two brick and two wood for it though? Could build two bridges with that

  • zoey@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    you’re telling me 7 shrimp fried this rice?

  • ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world
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    so you have 7 of Man Utd’s playmaker and 4639 of Arsenal’s holding midfielder?

    • MadBob@feddit.nl
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      Best of luck to you getting anyone with this joke on this website.

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        Do they have a player named shrimp? Rice is a more common surname.

        • MadBob@feddit.nl
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          I don’t follow the footy but I understood that it was ironic in some way!

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