• naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 months ago

      Idk about you but I am so staggeringly beautiful that in order to walk amongst mere mortals without spreading insanity and obsession I must adopt a glamour.

      My favoured form is a moderately athletic slightly be-tummied greying spinster.

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        8 months ago

        My favoured form is a moderately athletic slightly be-tummied greying spinster.

        That sounds like it might drive me obsessively insane, btw.