Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · edit-27 months agoI wish I was good enough at football to play professionallymessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down11
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareI wish I was good enough at football to play professionallyFubarberry@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squareDebatableRaccoon@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoGranted. A large portion of your salary goes to private acting classes to better feign injury when being tackled.
Granted. A large portion of your salary goes to private acting classes to better feign injury when being tackled.