• BartsBigBugBag@lemmy.tf
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    1 year ago

    Truly, the gods hath smiled upon me for to have come upon this wondrous intoxicating fruit. I must accept and honor this message from her greatness, for I know that, should I deny it, I, like this peach, will rot away, unfulfilled in my life’s labor. Oh thank thee, great Demeter, for granting me this taste of life’s nectar…. How long have you been standing there, dude? You could have said something.