programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-squaremessage-square95linkfedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down19
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minus-squarevettnerk@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up52·edit-22 年前I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up. I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
minus-squareNewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 年前I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 年前Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
minus-squareHomesliceAbe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 年前Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
minus-squareteft@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 年前Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
minus-squaremisterfenskers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
minus-squareλλλ@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前“Marty’s Morgue, you stab em’ we slab em.” That’s how I’ve always said it. lol
I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.
I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Also works with “crematorium”
“Marty’s Morgue, you stab em’ we slab em.”
That’s how I’ve always said it. lol