• FiskFisk33@lemmy.one
    30·
    1 year ago

    Since I see where this is going to go,
    What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?

    • Magrid@lemm.ee
      15·
      1 year ago

      Insulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation

    • mac12m99@feddit.it
      2·
      1 year ago

      Refusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss

      • minorninth@lemmy.world
        3·
        1 year ago

        At many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time.

        At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.

      • hamburglar26@wilbo.tech
        3·
        1 year ago

        Sometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.