• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      Cop 1: Let’s try to get this guy using Good Cop/Bad Cop.

      Police enter interrogation room

      GC: Can I get you anything? Water? Some food?

      BC: Shoots perp in the head DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

      GC: What the fuck?? I didn’t even get to ask him any questions!

      BC: Gun still drawn I was trying to shoot YOU!!!

      GC: OH SHIT!!! Draws weapon and shoots the perp again FUCK!

      BC: FUCK!

      Police Captain: Enters room with stern look on his face Well, you just killed our only lead… But good work! From the looks of things, he was about to attempt to murder one of y’all and that would be super illegal!

      GC: Shoots Bad Cop dead NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OFFICER BRIAN!!! Fires gun in the air 7 more times and kills 3 more officers on the floor above and maims an immigrant

      PC: Great work from a good cop! Let’s grab lunch and celebrate your upcoming paid probationary period. There’s an amazing resort you can take your partner’s widow to, she won’t be able to say no…

      Everyone laughs and high fives, fade to black while playing theme song written by Kid Rock