Wrong answers only. The stranger the better!
elon is going to buy lemmy
Lemmings have become the most popular animal on the planet, all the new users are confused as to what a lemming is.
Communism. Americans decided they would fight KKK and Nazism with the same vigor and discovered that communism was way better.
Nothing wrong with communism but we joined Lemmy because we love China’s brand of far-right
Our lizard overlords have activated subliminal messaging to bring us all together under the guise of normal humans being normal.
lemmy is justin trudeau’s first open source project and we all wanted to cheer him up so we joined
Way to go Trudeau! You finally learned to code!
We were all going to reddit, when a Blocker Lemming was placed in front of us. One Basher and an Umbrella later, we all ended up here.
The name Lemmy is seeing a revival for newborns. As parents look up the name and its meaning, they find lemmy instances and end up going down the rabbit hole.
‘Lemmy, what a great baby name. It’s short for Lemming, which means “independent free thinker” but only on opposite day. What do you think, darling?’
Free tacos
Cordyceps outbreak
It was me
Because I feel like Reddit is to good for me.
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Has the best poutine
Life gave us Lemmy’s so we got to squeeze Lemmy back in life’s eyeball and say “I don’t want your damn reddit!”
Aliens
