Wrong answers only. The stranger the better!
elon is going to buy lemmy
Lemmings have become the most popular animal on the planet, all the new users are confused as to what a lemming is.
Communism. Americans decided they would fight KKK and Nazism with the same vigor and discovered that communism was way better.
Nothing wrong with communism but we joined Lemmy because we love China’s brand of far-right
Our lizard overlords have activated subliminal messaging to bring us all together under the guise of normal humans being normal.
lemmy is justin trudeau’s first open source project and we all wanted to cheer him up so we joined
Way to go Trudeau! You finally learned to code!
We were all going to reddit, when a Blocker Lemming was placed in front of us. One Basher and an Umbrella later, we all ended up here.
The Poop post hit 9Gag a few days days ago. Then a bunch of them started coming to “Lemmy: Discorse is Magic” all the time “ironically.” There were a bunch of inside jokes about how much they “hated” Lemmy. They even came up with a name to identify each other because this joke of loving Lemmy was so funny. They called themselves Broemmys.
Then a bunch of other sites started to notice all the 9gaggers coming to Lemmy but didn’t know that it was supposed to be ironic, so they just came and had a really good time. They participated and were active in communities. They learned of the fediverse and just decided it was a really great place to be… Sometimes there was some NSFW stuff.
Then a bunch of them got together and decided throw Broemmycon and they hired a really pretty good band who does Broemmy based music to come and play as the event headliner. And everyone had a good time, even the old 9gaggers who used to think it was a joke.
Free tacos
Cordyceps outbreak
It was me
Because I feel like Reddit is to good for me.
you spelled two wrong
Has the best poutine
Life gave us Lemmy’s so we got to squeeze Lemmy back in life’s eyeball and say “I don’t want your damn reddit!”
Aliens
