ZeroCool@vger.social to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前"How am I supposed to explain this to my children?!"i.ibb.coimagemessage-square169linkfedilinkarrow-up11.71Karrow-down144
arrow-up11.66Karrow-down1image"How am I supposed to explain this to my children?!"i.ibb.coZeroCool@vger.social to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square169linkfedilink
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down3·1 年前MFer you explained to your children that an obese elderly man invaded your house to give them a PS5 and flew away on a magical sleigh.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down1·1 年前Or that an independently wealthy fairy sneaks into their room while they sleep because she has a thing for teeth.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 年前Children’s teeth. I got an $800 bill for pulling one of my adult teeth. But it was way cheaper than the $3k for a root canal. Maybe that’s where she gets her money.
minus-squarebane_killgrind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前The fae don’t charge and you should not trust them on that basis
MFer you explained to your children that an obese elderly man invaded your house to give them a PS5 and flew away on a magical sleigh.
Or that an independently wealthy fairy sneaks into their room while they sleep because she has a thing for teeth.
Children’s teeth. I got an $800 bill for pulling one of my adult teeth. But it was way cheaper than the $3k for a root canal.
Maybe that’s where she gets her money.
The fae don’t charge and you should not trust them on that basis