With almost 13 million church members across the United States, the Southern Baptist Convention has long been a bellwether for American evangelicalism.
Just remember that if you take a Southern Baptist fishing, you need to take two Southern Baptists fishing. If you only bring one, he’ll drink all your beer.
Dancing: not allowed.
Drinking: not allowed.
Sex: Allowed within the confines of marriage. But don’t do it standing up. It looks too much like dancing.
Why are Southern Baptists against premarital sex?
It leads to dancing.
Just remember that if you take a Southern Baptist fishing, you need to take two Southern Baptists fishing. If you only bring one, he’ll drink all your beer.