• palordrolap@kbin.run
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    4 months ago

    Headline in three months: “Less work getting done than in five-day week.”

    Government and management will blame lazy workers. Workers will blame government, management and burnout. Truth will be closer to the latter, but a few actually lazy employees and some innocent scapegoats will be fired to preserve the bottom line. Burnout will increase.

    But at least the bosses got their bonus this month.

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      4 months ago

      “Government introduces new seven-day work week to compensate for decreased productivity”

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        4 months ago

        Nah. I’m sure they’ll go straight for the 8-day work week. Gotta think outside the box here taps head